The UroClub is not a Northwest Side bar filled with Polish guys in Affliction shirts and gold jewelry puffed up for virtually naked Polish girls primping and praying someone can rescue them from a future that may include housekeeping.  It is a golf club you can pee in.

OK, I cannot make this up, maybe because I am not creative enough, maybe because I have the filter that helps me understand when something is ridiculous.  If you click here, you will find a real website, that is selling a hollow golf club.  This hollowed out golf club is called the UroClub, and has been made to piss in when you are on a golf course.

Excerpted from the UroClub website:  “How many times has this happened? You’re playing 18 holes with your best buddies, drinking sport-“ades”, water, beer, etc. You’re coming up to the 3rd hole with no rest room in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just have to go, what are you going to do?”

I need to interject right here with a quick answer.  Never.  I always need to pee, but haven’t been stuck with nowhere to urinate.  Unless you are on a links course that is busier then a City of Chicago downtown subway station at rush hour, and populated by women, children, and nuns, you haven’t had a hard time taking a leak on a golf course either.

The websites home page continues, “The UroClub™ is the discrete, sanitary way for your [sic] urgent relief. Created by a Board Certified Urologist, it looks like an ordinary golf club, but contains a reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself. The UroClub™ is leak proof, easy to clean and no more embarrassing moments.”

Maybe I should try the “uroclub” before I knock it.  I have vowed to remain away from golf until Tiger Woods returns, so when I do return, I hope one of the guys I play golf with has a UroClub I can borrow.  It’s not that I do not want to drop $25 on a new one, I just don’t want to sacrifice one of the clubs in my bag to a hollowed out piss receptacle.

“Doc, mind if I use your Uro Club?, I need to piss bad, and I don’t want to offend Uncle Frank or Bookmaker.”  A reasonable request from John?

“Fuck you, get your own.”  The Doc.

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